Dear Ninty: Mario Kart 7 DLC Plz!

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One of my favorite parts of the recent entries in the Maro Kart franchise is seeing which tracks get picked for the “retro” cups. And I was quite pleased with the selection available in Mario Kart 7—Kalimari Desert, Maple Treeway, the original Rainbow Road! But, why stop there? What about Baby Park, Moo Moo Farm, DK Mountain? If you eventually released every track ever released in a Mario Kart game as DLC, I would buy them all! Even the bad ones! Heck, I’d buy them all if you ONLY released the bad ones.

You don’t have to design any new tracks, just repackage the old ones! Though it still probably takes a bit of retooling to make them work well with the latest mechanics. I know this is the first time that it’s even been possible for Mario Kart DLC, so I can’t expect too much. And I’m sure it would make matching up racers in multiplayer slightly more complicated. But by golly, I would give you my whole allowance for just one more cup!